Unintentionally injuring my husband

I don't know if anyone else has had this problem, but in the first 3 months of marriage I have managed to elbow, kick, scratch and poke my poor husband so many times I've lost count. I also cut the side of his head while cutting his hair. Seriously, I just poked him in the face while talking about my blog post. And when I got home from nannying, I scratched his face. Hard. Completely on accident. 

Aaron and I in Mexico with his (our) family when we got engaged. Before I became an accidental husband puncher.

Maybe it is because we're often in such close proximity to each other. Or maybe I'm just a terrible wife. (Totally kidding, I hope!) This cannot be normal!

So, on record, on the internet, I just want to say that I love my husband dearly. He is incredible for putting up with me. And I have never elbowed him on purpose. I promise.